Am I Really Uncoordinated?

I was at New York Sports Club in Long Beach, NY this morning training with Dom and I bumped into my friend, Holly.  She was lifting weights on one bench and I was lifting weights on the other bench.

She laughed and said, “you’re like me… a real girl!  We are so uncoordinated.”

As I was stepping up onto the bench, I started to laugh too.

“I’m uncoordinated but I’m athletic,” she told me. “I’m a runner and do half marathons.”

Later, I asked Dom what constitutes an athlete. “Someone who has good eye hand coordination and is good at a lot of different sports,” he said. “Paul (the head trainer) is an athlete.”

We continued the workout and didn’t really talk.  I could hardly breathe during a workout, no less chat!

Almost at the end of the workout, Dom brought over a large ball (the one you typically do situps with) and told me to put them between my legs and do “reverse crunches.”

I gave him a look.  “I really don’t think that is possible,” I told him.  He gave me a look back suggesting to me that it was.

I tried it.  I felt a little awkward with the ball being so big between my legs but I did it any way.  I started counting in my head, “one, two, three, four…” when all of a sudden, the ball gets loose from my legs, hits me in the face and rolls to the other side of the gym.

Now if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, I told him that that couldn’t happen again if I tried.

I put the ball back between my legs and started to do reverse crunches — “one, two, three….” The ball got loose again but this time hit me hard on my cheekbone and rolled away.

“Okay, that’s it,” Dom said and the workout was finished.

I couldn’t stop laughing.  I was so embarrassed.  I signed out of the gym and walked to my car.  As I was walking I kept thinking about what Holly said.  I don’t know if all girls are uncoordinated but I know this girl is!

3 Comments

  1. Lrm710

    I used to work in a gym.. back in the early 90's we had a few tanning beds. This elderly woman came to the front desk and requested use of a bed. We had to turn them on from behind the desk and usually gave the patron a few minutes to disrobe, etc in the tan booth's room. I had forgotten completely about the woman as the phone rang, people were checking in, etc. About 10 minutes later she walks out onto the crowded gym floor STARK NAKED and asks, “are you gonna turn the tanning bed on??”

    1. Andrea

      OMG! *that* is hilarious!!

  2. Hilary Topper

    That's a great story! LOL… Thanks for sharing!!!!

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