Knocking Around and Getting Spilled On Along the Way…

I went to this tiny little coffee shop on Madison and 61st street the other day to have lunch. It was around 2:30 pm and I was absolutely famished!

I walked in and the place was packed with people and totally cramped. I decided to sit at the counter. I placed my order of “diet’s delight” and within moments, the scoop of tuna over a bed of lettuce and tomato was in front of me.

I ate as slow as I could. As I was eating, the waiters were rushing by flinging dishes and throwing water and other drinks around the counter. As I was sitting at the counter, I became a victim of spills and other mishaps. At first was water. Then it was coffee and then it was a milkshake!

Okay… where’s the check?

When the check came, I paid it and asked one of the waiters where the bathroom was and he told me, “there isn’t one here.”

I couldn’t believe him but I guess it was true. Is that legal?