What Will They Think Of Next?

I don’t understand why the women’s bathroom is always locked. In my Westbury office building, the women’s room is locked and the men’s room isn’t. What’s that about? In any event, each office has one key and they are hard to come by if they are lost. We’ve lost quite a few keys in the few years we’ve been in the building. Now we have the key on a long hanging chain that might be worn by a lifeguard or teacher. Fortunately, we’ve had this key for a while without losing it.

Today, I had to take my husband to his doctor. He had a knee injury and needed a follow up visit. As soon as we walked into the office, I dashed over to the receptionist.

“Do you have a bathroom I could use?” I asked.

“Sure, take the clipboard. The key is attached. Take the whole thing,” she said.

Down the long hall I walked with this huge clipboard and key, just to use the ladies’ room. I guess they’ve had problems losing keys too. Well, they won’t loose this key because it’s way to big to lose…..

What will people think of next?